Today in the men’s room, I noticed that someone had spit his gum into the urinal. What a jerk. We all know it's just going to sit there until some poor janitor has to pick it out. Would it really have been so hard for the culprit to wait until he finished his business and spat it in the trash instead? There’s no reason to be so inconsiderate.
If we could identify the offender, I would support making him pull it out himself. With his bare hands. And have to give it a couple of chews before throwing it away. Just for being a douche.
If we could identify the offender, I would support making him pull it out himself. With his bare hands. And have to give it a couple of chews before throwing it away. Just for being a douche.